Stoned On Sesame Street Lyrics by Adam Sandler

Stoned On Sesame Street

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet.

Kermet:
Hello.., Kermet the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street.
I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really fucked up.
Kermet:
He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big Bird:
Sure Kermet, today's letter is.........Joint...........

Kermet:
Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter.... it is a word.

Big Bird:
Sorry kids.. todays letter is.... threeee.........

Kermet:
Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number
*chuckle*

Big Bird:
Exactly, the number three, which is how manyf joints I've smoked today.
Big Bird:
Kermet.... Are you with me...

Kermet:
God I'm stoned....

Big Bird:
Me too.

*laughs*

Elmo:
Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.

Kermet:
Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say are ABC's Big Bird...

Big Bird:
Ok...

Kermet and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C

Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramitt.

Kermet:
Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??

Big Bird:
Yes I did.

Kermet:
Kramitt the frog here.
Kermet:
Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kid's.
Todays show was brought to you by a the letter ummm,

Big Bird:
bong...

Kermet
And the number......

Big Bird:
God your messed up

Kermet:
Fuck you!!!
Kermet:
The number, Fuck you!!

*laughing*

Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids, bye

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet