Technical Foul Lyrics by Adam Sandler

Technical Foul

Look you got to understand it's just been me and Eleanor for 67 years
So she gets nervous around strangers
I wouldn't show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you 2 guys back to the laboratory
UHHH.
Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow them or you'll find yourself outta of here,
Ya ya ya
This might be harder then I thought

If you're coming from street, with dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio, to some outta-music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door, after using the fridge-er-a-tor
That's a technical foul, A technical foul

If you touch the thermostat, [you'll get hit with a bat]
Cause that's a technical foul [You'll feel my wrath]
If your hair clogs the drain, [you'll know the meaning of pain]
Cause that's a technical foul [I'll show you no mercy]
Ohh this is such bull shita
Hey In this house we say bull stick
Or it's a technical foul, A technical foul

Let me get this straight, you expect me to change my entire life style in one night, because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks!

You got it bub,
Or you can go rot in the gutter or something for you Yankee Doodle!

Well I don't want to do that, but let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally.

If I don't spray Lysol, after moving a bowl,
That's a technical foul.
Okay!
If I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel,
That's a technical foul.
Please say Hieney.
If I make fun of your crazy feeties,
Or give sugar cookies to Mrs. Diabetes,
That's not a leer technical foul.
But possibly a homicide

Can I sleep past three?
If you do that you'll get a T?
Take a wiz in those flowers?
Ill say hit the showers.
Use this horn as a bong,
Adios Tommy Charm.
Make some long distance calls,
You'll get a kick in the balls! [OOPS ]
Can I walk around with my morning erection?
If you want an automatic ejection,
Cause that's a technical foul.

BUT ID LIKE TO SEE IT ANY WAY [JUST KIDDIN]

There are certain rules which your ply in ones life
With your sister, friends or imaginary wife
[I can't believe I haven't killed myself]  [Adam Sandler]
Respect carries over with me on the court
[Here with wig's Maggie, and a fury elf]  [Adam Sandler]
Whether you choose diabetic or especially short
[She's ironic and he's a troll]  [Adam Sandler]
I see she's strange in my royal carry; my imaginary wife is short and hairy
[[They took my wig; I remember the look in their eyes]]  [lan]
[How did my life get stuck in this shit hole?]  [Adam Sandler]
[[Why o why wont someone retrieve my wig wig wig]]  [lan]
[Guess I have to deal with your demands, but please don't touch me with your alien hands!]  [Adam Sandler]

I got no right to growl
The whistle witch is on the prowl
Without my wig, I look like an owl Boo Hoo Hoo
[O MY GOD!!!]
Don't laugh at her

OR IT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL x 3