Love Is A Bore Lyrics by Barbra Streisand

Love Is A Bore

Here is a verse unlike any verse
To a song that youve never heard
It deals with the subject that I and the authors agree
Is at best absurd

Love is a bore
Love is a ball game without a score
Love is a sail boat without a sail
The lock on the candy store
Asparagus without the hollandaise
Plus all the petty laughs
In tennesse williams plays
I used to love it but now its a drag
Love is a flag pole without a flag
Love is the mailman without the mail
A comic without a gag
A soap-opera plot and lots lots more
But mainly I mean love is a bore

Its ill-call-you-tomorrow
Its a phone that never rings
Its a sack full of sorrow
Or a ride on angels wings
So just remember the next time you saw
Love is an exit without a door
But if youre in love youll ignore
All the things that Ive said here before

And youll pray that your love
Whatever he does
Will come back and be
The bore that he was
Before!