Careless Lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

Careless

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball
Its not so much the game I like, its the hats

Ed, do you see this black band round my neck? [oohh yeah]
Its not just fashion [oh really? ]
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldnt care less, whats in a chocolate mousse?
I couldnt care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?
I couldnt care less, how old are ernie and bert?
I couldnt care less, where does barney rubble work?

Well shaggy said to velma, "hey now, velma, how ya doin? "
And velma said, "geesh, shag, Im just fine."

And daphne said to fred, "hey lets get drunk down in the forest."
And all night fred was yackin up red wine

I couldnt care less, why was fonzie cool?
I couldnt care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?
I couldnt care less, how do they fill the caramel bar?
I couldnt care less, if my car says the door is ajar?
Well I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake, or kenneth
cause guys with nicknames always get the gals
When I grow up Ill name my children alice, albert, and alfred [really cool names]
Ill call them for supper like this: "dinners ready, als!"

I couldnt care less, what morton downey says?
I couldnt care less, whats on the head of my pez?
I couldnt care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?
I couldnt care less, whys the super big gulp cheaper?

I couldnt care less, whats in a chocolate mousse? [ground-up antlers]
I couldnt care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?
[apples, cheese, broccoli...]
I couldnt care less, how old are ernie and bert? [theyre like four or something..]
I couldnt care less, where does barney rubble work? [nobody knows!]

I couldnt care less, why was fonzie cool?
I couldnt care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?