Get In Line Lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

Get In Line

Everywhere I go someones tryin to be my girlfriends best friend
Im tryin to pretend Im relaxed but Im playin castanets with my knees
I try to be cool and give her space
But a guys always there ready to jump right up and take my place
Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me.

Everybody open youre mouth
Everybody just say ahhhhh [ah ahh ahh ahhhhh]
Everything will be all right
If you play along

Everywhere I go theres someone in a trench coat staring at me
When Im not at home Im sure someones rummaging through my trash
Whatever could they want from me
Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash.

Everybody open youre mouth
Everybody just say ahhhhh [ah ahh ahh ahhhhh]
Everything will be all right
This wont hurt at all

Everybody get in line
Everybody turn and cough [cooouuuggghhh]
Everything will be all right
If you just lay off

Dictate a memo to myself
Try to find if Im the only one in complete health
Consult contemporaries if theres some to see
There really isnt anyone whos in my league

Every night at elaines someone thinks they have to find beyond me
I try to take three deep breaths as I lock and arm my mini-van
Everyone says Im looking great
But its hard to stand-up let alone to try to concentrate
I wish that everyone that I knew hadnt sold out to the man

Everybody open youre mouth
Everybody just say ahhhhh [ah ahh ahh ahhhhh]
Everything will be all right
This wont hurt at all

Everybody get in line
Everybody turn and cough [cooouuuggghhh]
Everything will be all right
If you just lay
Everything will be all right
If you just lay
Everything will be all right
If you just lay off