Having A Baby Lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

Having A Baby

I woke up this morning and I felt sick
Theres something inside me
I felt it kick
Somethings gone wrong
Somethings gone wrong
I got a bad headache
I got the shakes
Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache
Could it be so
No it cant be so

Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth

Im feeling kinda special that Im the one
To bring the world a daughter
Or maybe a son
Well eithers just fine
As long as theyre mine
And if its a boy Ill call him godon
And if its a girl Ill call her gordon
I just like the name gordon

Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth

Steven page is playing a solo
Steven page is playing a solo
They said steve could never play jazz

And now its time for the big morality quiz
Cause I dont know just who the father is
But I dont mind because all I want is a baby
All I want is a kid
Well maybe its crazy, it might sound dumb
But will I be a daddy or will I be mum
Just call me steve
Just call me steve
And where will it come out when I give birth
Should I sell my story, how much is it worth
You wont belive, you just wouldnt believe

You wont believe it really

Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth