If I Had $1000000 Lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

If I Had $1000000

If I had $1000000 [If I had $1000000]
I'd buy you a house [I would buy you a house]
If I had $1000000 [If I had $1000000]
I'd buy you furniture for your house [Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman]
If I had $1000000 [If I had $1000000]
I'd buy you a K-Car [a nice Reliant automobile]
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous.
If I had $1000000 [If I had $1000000]
I'd buy you a fur coat [but not a real fur coat that's cruel]
If I had $1000000 [If I had $1000000]
I'd buy you an exotic pet [Like a llama or an emu]
If I had $1000000 [If I had $1000000]
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains [All them crazy elephant bones]
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the first chorus out of it.
Mmm.
If I had $1000000 [If I had $1000000]
I'd buy you a green dress [but not a real green dress, that's cruel]
If I had $1000000 [If I had $1000000]
I'd buy you some art [a Picasso or a Garfunkel]
If I had $1000000 [If I had $1000000]
I'd buy you a monkey [haven't you always wanted a monkey?]
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000,
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.