If I Had A Million Dollars Lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

If I Had A Million Dollars

If I had a 1,000,000 [If I had a 1,000,000]
I'd but you a house [ I would buy you a house]
If I had a 1,000,000 [If I had a 1,000,000]
I'd buy you furniture for your house [ maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman]
If I had a 1,000,000 [If I had a 1,000,000]
I'd but you a K-car [ a nice reliant automobile]
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love

If I had a 1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous!

If I had a 1,000,000 [If I had a 1,000,000]
I but you a fur coat[ but not a real fur coat that's cruel]
If I had a 1,000,000 [If I had a 1,000,000]
I'd buy you an exotic pet[like a llama or an emu]
If I had a 1,000,000 [If I had a 1,000,000]
I'd but you John Merick's remains [All them crazy elephant bones]
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a 1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had a 1,000,000 [If I had a 1,000,000]
i'd but you a green dress [ but not a real green dress that's cruel]
If I had a 1,000,000 [If I had a 1,000,000]
I'd but you some art [ A Picasso or a Garfunkel]
If I had a 1,000,000 [If I had a 1,000,000]
I'd buy you a monkey [haven't you always wanted a monkey?]
If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd be RICH!