Alison's Little Helper Lyrics by Blink-182

Alison's Little Helper

I was workin' tech,
Where I had just met,
Kyle the boss of the job,
I said, 'I am a slob',
He said, 'That's fine with me,'
'Cause I need some company'.

Then I,
Looked over,
Saw Alison,
Saw her friend,
Helping her,
She looked O.K.,
I stared all day.

But I didn't want to scare her off,
I just wanted to jack off,
Looking at her face,
But then I'd be a disgrace,
So I covered it up,
Cause I knew she would throw up,
If she saw my hard on,
So I walked away from the lawn.

Then I,
Looked over,
Saw Alison,
Saw her friend,
Helping her,
She look good,
I stared all day.

But I didn't want to scare her off,
I just wanted to jack off,
Looking at her face,
But then I'd be a disgrace,
So I covered it up,
Cause I knew she would throw up,
If she saw my hard on,
So I walked away from the lawn.

I already knew,
What I could do,
I could take off her clothes,
Make her breathe through her nose,
While fucked her alot,
I think I should stop.

I didn't want to scare her off,
I just wanted to jack off,
Looking at her face,
But then I'd be a disgrace,
So I covered it up,
Cause I knew she would throw up,
If she saw my hard on,
So I walked away from the lawn.
I didn't want to scare her off,
I just wanted to jack off,
Looking at her face,
But then I'd be a disgrace,
So I covered it up,
Cause I knew she would throw up,
If she saw my hard on,
So I walked away from the lawn,
So I walked away from the lawn.

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