Grandpa Is An As*hole Lyrics by Blink-182

Grandpa Is An As*hole

Unos, dos, tres, quarto,
When you f***ed grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to felate him
And stick a finger or 2 in his as*
[chorus]
He seems like a total as*hole
Grandpa is a total f***ing as*hole
Who would ever want
A dirty greasy finger in his as*
He rubs his d*ck in broken glass

When you f***ed grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed




Repeat chorus

This is f***in' stupid man
I can't believe you'd have
Sex with your own grandfather
I mean you guys are related
What's he gonna do
Take out his false teeth
And just lay them on
The side of your bed
Man, he'd like to f***
You up the butt
I mean, I would
Come in and watch
And masturbate and cum
All over the place
This is stupid
I hate you all
I'm not even gonna have
Sex with my mom tonight
Man this is stupid
I hate you