The Grandpa Song Lyrics by Blink-182

The Grandpa Song

Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro...

When u fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you him to felate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole.
Granpda is a total fucking asshole.
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.

When u fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mothers bed...

[Mark screaming in the background]
This is fucking stupid man! I cant belive you have sex with your own
grandfather, I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do take out his false
teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like to fuck him in
the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over
the place! This is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my
mom tonight, man! This is stupid!...I hate you!