Barbershop Lyrics by D-12

Barbershop

[Intro: Kon Artis]
Haha
Ai
This time we're gonna do our thing [Huh]
Is that aiight wit y'all? [Yeah]
Its gotta be cuz we gon do it anyway
Ain't that right fellaz [Yeah]
Fellaz ain't that right [Yeah]
Haha

[Chorus: Kon Artis]
Tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop [At the barbershop]
At the barbershop [At the barbershop]
You can meet me at the barbershop [C'mon, where?]
At the barbershop [At the barbershop]

[Kon Artis]
Well its friday afternoon and I just woke up [*burp-fart*]
That's right I just woke up
From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what
That its two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight up
And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know
Leave the premisis less you plannin' to cook, I mean it's
Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that
Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions
And I don't wanna loose my spot
Cuz everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the block
So I got to be in that seat at Four o'clock
Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit
So tell ya people.

[Chorus: Kon Artis]
Tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop [At the barbershop]
At the barbershop [At the barbershop]
You can meet me at the barbershop [C'mon, where?]
At the barbershop [At the barbershop]

[Kuniva]
Haha
Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze [Wassup playa, wassup]
On the black hand side, gimme some grease [Alright]
I want a liner but naw I don't want you to fate me [Nope]
A ghetto girl with a attitude to contegrate me
So what's happenin', the hood's seein' in
I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin
Who got shot? [Mike]
Who got jumped? [Eric]
Who got ganked? [Shay]
Who got robbed? [Dee]
Who went to jail? [Chuck]
Who got saved? [Rick]
Who's gettin' money and who's broke as a joke
And hear about your lady called me that started smokin' that dope [For
real?]
You get it all at this little dusty place
Let me be still, she gettin' out the razor from my face
You see.

[Chorus: Kon Artis]
Tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop [At the barbershop]
At the barbershop [At the barbershop]
You can meet me at the barbershop [C'mon, where?]
At the barbershop [At the barbershop]

[Bizarre]
You heard of me, the fat guy that raps
Now its time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap
Its been five days, I patiently waited
Saturday morning, its time to get faded
And I mean get faded, "I mean get faded"
Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it
My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut
But she gots nice teeth and big ol' butt
So two days a week, I get faded for no reason
Same ol' haircut, keep it low and breathin'
If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run
Cuz I'm probably gettin' a perm and my toe-nails done

[Proof + [Kon Artis]]
Got here full grip, but can't call the cops
I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop
Jump in the seat "Yo gimme the line and"
And tell me who came through shinnin'
[Homeboy scooped up, in a new truck]
[Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks]
[Then he started braggin' bout his last lick]
Cut me a design along with his address

[Swift]
You can have a million dollar suit on, shinnin' with ya karats up
But it don't mean nothin' if ya floggin' in ya haircut
Now who next? [Um I just want my son to get a tech]
Whatabout you sweetie? [So what you tryin' say?]
I'm just playin' with you baby [Hey He do this all the time]
And all you do is whine, and drink wine [Hahaha]
Yo' you know that Cho-chie got knocked out [Man] [When?]
Early at Le'mott's house [Again?]
[I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch]
[You was wit him yesterday]
[Man what are you talkin' bout?]
I'm just about ready to throw y'all out
[No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a hour]
No I'll raise up the rates

[Kon Artis]
So go tell ya people, that I'm the man
I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop [At the barbershop]
You can meet me at the barbershop [At the barbershop]
You can meet me at the barbershop [C'mon, where?]
At the barbershop [At the barbershop]