If Only Lyrics by Das Efx

If Only

"and it go a little something like this" "hit it!"

Verse one: books

Shiggity shoz-bots, hots, I rocks
I kiggity-kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops
Hops, I diggity-digs more wigs than john the baptist
They call me mr. rapper so I guess I be the rappist
No practice, yo krayzie [diggity yes? ], knocker
Dont bolo like han solo, come work like chewbacca
So ease back, slick, or get kicked in the tush
Yep, I call ya snaggle if your puss-
Ee gads, I rip shop, until the roof fell in
And plus I piggity-pop your shit like *? jugglo ellen? *
But umm, rarely does my crew get into beefus
I fliggity-flips the mould like the gold thats on my cheebas
Oh jesus, Im the youngest, flipsy be the eldest
Im hipper than the hip bone connected to your pelvis
So hickory dickory dock, diggity-dont your wish

Hook:

"if only it sounded like this" ".....like this"
*repeat x2*
"like, this""like, this"
"if only it sounded like this"".......like this"
"if only it sounded like this"".......like this"
*scratching of "like this"*

Verse two: dray

Shibbity-bop, shibbity-boo, check out the way I drops the scoop
Im kniggity-knockin butts out, daily, troop
I friggity-fry the funk thats why they call me krazyie drayzie
I giggity-gots more props than that kid named beatle bailey
The boogity-woogity brooklyn boy, hes cool like grizzly ruin
I swingity-swing more shit than tarzan be doin
I heard that shit was thick thats why I spick like I was span
Then I umm, flip my bit and take a dip like a-qua-man
So, umm, figgity-fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell blunts
I gibbity-got lines like evil knievel got bitch stunts
Ya dunce, Im diggity-down with the hit squad, aight
I flippity-fly more heads than benjamin flew kites
So i, stiggity-start the spliffin, give me your lips so I can rock
I got more skills than john han got cock
So hickory dickory dock, diggity dont you wish......

Hook:

"if only it sounded like this" ".....like this"
*repeat x2*
"like, this""like, this"
"if only it sounded like this"".......like this"
"if only it sounded like this"".......like this"
"if only it sounded like this"".......like this"
"if only it sounded like this"".......like this"
*scratching of "like this"*


Verse three: skoob, dray

And a way we go, priggity-praise the lord, our father
I kiggity-caught the love boat, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Im finnicky like the cap but shoots more funk than funkadelic
Its diggity-das efx umm, chum, can you smell it?
Yippity-yapper doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun
So come on, baby, and do the loco-motion
Umm, so now what the fuck?

I give em a sugar smack then they crack like daffy duck
Schmuck, Im kniggity-knarly, dude, hey swick em
I biggity-bangs the chunks cos they plumps when I cook em
I quiggity-quick-quick, diggity-dick-dick, tiggity-tick-tack-toe
So figado, figado, figado, figa-do
Im niggity-not the herb but look at the burb, its gonna stunt
I figgity-funk up sanford, and his fuckin son

So hickory dickory dock, diggity dont you wish

Hook to fade