Pop Guru Lyrics by Dishwalla

Pop Guru

Sign up for a lecture with a man in a trance
You'll see the saints are all a step below the masters
Listen and believe what you're gonna receive
And maybe you'll avoid the next disaster

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you
And we're all following
'Cause we're all following

Keep your power and your promise and erase all your sins
And you can be all priestesses and healers
If they can be divine then so can you
And so are all the prostitutes and dealers

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you
And we're all following
'Cause we're all following

Pop guru, pop guru
Pop guru, pop guru
Pop guru, pop guru
Pop guru, pop guru

While angels move like photons, the skeptics persist
If you want a past life, you can have one
Swimming in the gene pool before we exist
Do you have your rubber gloves on?

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you
And we're all following
'Cause we're all following

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you
And we're all following
'Cause we're all following

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you
And we're all following
'Cause we're all following

We're following, we're following
We're following, we're following
Following, following