Get You Mad Lyrics by Eminem

Get You Mad

Artist: sway and king tech f/ eminem


Yo.. yo! [* eminem hachs up spit *]
Mic check.. [my dick!]
Testing.. one, two [* eminem hach-spits on mic *]
Ffff-fuck.. [my dick!] my nuts..

My attitude is worse than nwas was
Ill battle you over stupid shit and diss people
Who aint have shit to do with it, like cool j does [my tattoo!]
You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,
"puffy is good, [hey!] but slim shady is for the children!" [wait!]
I look at my life in a new light fuck it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me fuck what you like
Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I dont like rap anyway
Im just tryin to get my porno career started
Every place and event.. +been there, done that+
Shit, dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
[* zipper sound *] "come on, lets go!"
Want a deal? study these 5 chapters
Lesson one: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson two: face em and diss em [whattup dog? ]
Dont give em a demo; kidnap em [I want you to come with me]
And make em come to your basement and listen
[youre gonna fuckin check this out]
Lesson three: get a job at a label; switch demos with canibus
And put yours on the owners table [here listen!]
Lesson four: know you heard this before
"hey let me get your number; Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Dont act like a fan you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest a&r you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson five: get a hook-up at jive
Dress up like i.c.p. and have them come see you perform live
And thats the key, but when you see me on the street; I aint
Givin you shit bitch - dont even bother askin me [get away from me]
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittin
Cause Im always shittin when Im rappin like master p [unnnggggh!]
Got a blowjob from paula jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
My balls broke both of her collarbones [oww!]
Told mya this shit was all about me-ah ["its all about me.."]
Gave alyssa milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ["youre a dick!"]
And all three of my main girls said see-ya
Cause brandy and monica walked in and caught me fuckin aaliyah
[what? oh my god!] I splish splash while Im takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash fuckin your wife in the ass ["oh!ooh shady! oooh!"]
While youre out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt your self-esteem
And you get dissed too bad [yo why you diss me? ]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [a big dick!]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"i cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [nurse! nurse!]
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play
Aint no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi renee! [oh hi!] I was just about to toss a live grenade
In your driveway [what? ] and drive away [* car peels out *]
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with aids
Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though
Im sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh [mooooo!]
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed cage with +agent orange+
And wiped my ass with his page in source [here!]
The demon is here, steamin this year
I rip [*mystikals*] voicebox out, scream in his ear [ahhhhhh!]
Its not a gimmick bitch, its an image I live it
Give a fuck? i dont know what a fuck is to give it
"yeah I dont think this guy is well.." Im high as hell
Ill beat you with a live cat when Im swinging him by his tail

[* impersonating method man *]
Ill fuckin, Ill fuckin
Lay your nuts on the dresser
Just your nutsack by itself
And bang them shits with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head right back
And leave you like that

You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Whos itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep throat
While your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
Im iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees
And walkin through south central l.a., bleedin in jeans
[am I a blood or a crip? ] wakin up the next day in breathin machines
Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
On how you just got smoked, and if you do live
Youll be too scared to tell it, like a biggie and pac joke

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"i cant listen to that song, that shits too sad"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

I know that makes you real mad, dont it? [uh-huh]
Thats right, slim shady [yup] sway & tech
Sprayin wreck [bitch]
And we dont give a heck [uh-uh]
Or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit
So suck my motherfuckin dick