Steve Berman Lyrics by Eminem

Steve Berman

Eminem: heyyy!
Steve: hey, em, whats up?
Eminem: steve berman. whats goin on, man, how you doin? good to see you
Again. whats up?
Steve: em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: umm, yeah, whats...
Steve: vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary: okay.
Eminem: so whats up? hows orders looking for the first week?
Steve: it would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Eminem: wh-
Steve: this album is less than nothing. I cant sell this fucking record.
Eminem: wha-
Steve: do you know whats happening to me out there?
Eminem: wh-wha-whats the problem?
Steve: violent ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem: whos violent...?
Steve: tower records told me to shove this record up my ass! do you know
What it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem: but, i-
Steve: Im gonna lose my fuckin job over this. you know why dres record
Was so successful? hes rappin about big-screen tvs, blunts, 40s and
Bitches. youre rappin about homosexuals and vicadin.
Eminem: I mean-
Steve: I cant sell this shit!
Eminem: what-
Steve: either change the record or its not coming out!
Eminem: what, i-
Steve: now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem: what am I supposed-
Steve: now!
Eminem: alright man, whatever.