Stir Crazy (Feat. Madd Rapper) Lyrics by Eminem

Stir Crazy (Feat. Madd Rapper)

[Uhh, hell yea man. Hmm, oh, fuck yeah
When Im not at home, beatin my shit to death
I'm listenin to the Madd Rapper's album
This is Ken Kaniff, and Im still mad as hell... fuck you]

[Eminem]
I'm crazy with this razor; with this razor Im crazy
With this crazor Im razy, razor crazed, Im crazy
[OK, Im unloaded!] [Go beat Jay-Z!]
[Tell them Im the ghostwrite form] [On Dres beat]
Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it
Came in the bank with a tank
Fired a blank at the clerk
And handcuffed her ankles at the safe
And thanked her, but I didnt take nothin
Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles
Cause I was pickin strange places to aim from
[Madd Rapper] Man, I bet you 50 bucks you wont jump out the window, Shady
[glass breaking] Pay me

[Madd Rapper]
Psych, no way. fucked up in the head
Shot my girl and my sister cuz I caught them in bed
Im a crazy motherfucker, might shoot me a fed
Or I just might start a fist fight instead
See as far as the dough go
I go loco; see me pumpin gas at your local Sonoco
Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
Jump turn styles, then run from Po Po

[Madd Rapper] Life stinks; we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes, and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is
[Eminem] Crazy
[Madd Rapper] Life stinks; we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes, and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is
[Eminem] Crazy

[Madd rapper]
Yo yo, I wish id been aborted
My pockets got a shortage
Everythin I wanna floss, I cant afford it
Im tryin to sell a O, my pops tryin to snort it
My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported
Im mad cuz I still stand in line for clubs
Mad cuz my rott-weiler still shits on the rugs [God damn it, Spike]
Feelin kinda crazy now, i just might flip out
Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like...
fuck that Slim, keep that for yourself
You a crazy white dude and you need some help, word

[Eminem]
I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home
What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone
Im straight vicious; I hit you with plates and dishes
Leave you eight stitches; what, Im gay cuz I hate bitches?
Slut, dont be nice to me, Ive had it with girls
And Id still be mad at the world, even if it apologized to me [sorry]
Youre hearin the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
Im sicker than Boy George picturin Michael Jackson
In a little boys drawer shoppin at toy stores
Shady said it, Shady mean it
I stay demented; Ill throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it
Go ahead pull the plug, think I wont smack you
I just dropped a fuckin pill, mom, dont vacuum

[Madd Rapper] Life stinks; we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes, and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is
[Eminem] Crazy
[Madd Rapper] Life stinks; we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes, and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is
[Eminem] Crazy
[Madd Rapper] Life stinks; we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes, and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is
[Eminem] Crazy