St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Lyrics by Frank Zappa
All Frank Zappa Lyricsperformed by : Frank Zappa
language : scots
added on : March 22, 2009
modified on : September 15, 2009
St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Yes indeed, here we are!At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
[Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!]
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
[Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!]
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen . . .
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Ooo-ooo-WAH . . .