Valley Girl Lyrics by Frank Zappa

Valley Girl

Frank zappa [lead guitar, vocals]
Steve vai [guitar]
Ray white [rhythm guitar, vocals]
Tommy mars [keyboards]
Bobby martin [keyboards, saxophone, vocals]
Ed mann [percussion]
Chad wackerman [drums]
Roy estrada [vocals]
Ike willis [vocals]
Bob harris [vocals]
Moon zappa [vocals]
Scott thunes [bass]

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a

Like, oh my god! [valley girl]
Like - totally [valley girl]
Encino is like so bitchen [valley girl]
Theres like the galleria [valley girl]
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like
Super-super nice...
Its like so bitchen...

On ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
I go, oh right...
Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
Im sure! no way!
He was like freaking me out...
He called me a beastie...
Thats cuz like he was totally blitzed
He goes like bag your face!
Im sure!

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
So sweet n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a
Its really sad [valley girl]
Like my english teacher
Hes like... [valley girl]
Hes like mr. bu-fu [valley girl]
Were talking lord God king bu-fu [valley girl]
I am so sure
Hes like so gross
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
Its like totally disgusting
Im like so sure
Its like barf me out...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, yknow
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails
Are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing
Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails
Im like sure...
She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow...
I was like really embarrassed...

Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Valley girl
Shes a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
Shes a valley girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet [valley girl]
She like makes me do the dishes and [valley girl]
Clean the cat box [valley girl]
I am sure
Thats like gross [valley girl]
Barf out! [valley girl]
Oh my God [valley girl]

Hi!
Uh-huh... [valley girl]
My name?
My name is ondrya wolfson [valley girl]
Uh-huh
Thats right, ondrya [valley girl]
Uh-huh...
I know
Its like... [valley girl]
I do not talk funny...
Im sure [valley girl]
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? [valley girl]
I am a val, I know [valley girl]
But I live like in a really good part of encino so its okay
[valley girl]
Uh-huh... [valley girl]
So like, I dont know [valley girl]
Im like freaking out totally [valley girl]
Oh my god! [valley girl]

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist [valley girl]
Im getting my braces off, yknow [valley girl]
But I have to wear a retainer
Thats going to be really like a total bummer
Im freaking out
Im sure
Its like those things that like stick in your mouth
Theyre so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I dont know, its going to be cool, yknow
So you can see my smile
Itll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But no biggie...
Its so awesome
Its like tubular, yknow
Well, Im not like really ugly or anything
Its just like
I dont know
You know me, Im like into like the clean stuff
Like pac-man and like, I dont know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
Its like so gross...
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, its like somebody elses food, yknow
Its like grody...
Grody to the max
Im sure
Its like really nauseating
Like barf out
Gag me with a spoon
Gross
I am sure
Totally...