Bad Touch Lyrics by Gang Bloodhound

Bad Touch

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Id appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put you hands down my pants and Ill bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounce
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca Cola stock you are
incline
To make me rise one hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft
Advisory
So if I capzise on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine Tool Time you'll Lovett just like
Lyle
And then we do it doggy style so we can both watch X-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now