Duffryn Vigilante Squad Lyrics by Goldie Lookin Chain

Duffryn Vigilante Squad

You sees me up church on a Sunday morning, but oh son, youve had your final warnin

If you fucks with us or plays dirty tricks
Were smashin your face in with punches an kicks
Its a dark time an its getting fuckin darker
If you sees us then you better scarper
When the suns gone down if we catch you outside
Youre gunna end up hospitalised
Like blind date or surprise surprise
I look like Cilla black wearin a disguise
I like Anne Robinson getting fucked in the eyes
We can get to you in many ways
The streets are straight but they look like a maze
You know whatll happen if you dont pays

Im from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin [I knows you done over the Spar]
No fuckin bufflin Im from Duffryn [So gimme the money]
Im from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin [An a box a Rizla what you nicked]
No fuckin bufflin Im from Duffryn [Or Ill fuckin batter you]

If you dont pay me you better be expectin,
I visit from the DVS debt collectin
Feedin me bullshit Im detectin
Ill cut you up, human dissecting
We know that youve been telling lies
That stolen VCR didnt come from our supplies
I know I thought wed reached an agreement
Dont mess with us, youll get good treatment
I saw you sellin six cans of lager
Little kids, in front of their father
Now I dont mind, just slide me my cut
No explanation needed you knows that youre fucked
Been placed in charged to keep the peace
Nobody can touch us not even the police
Duffryn Vigilante Squad it aint nothing funny
Lookin after you if you gives us the money.

Im from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin [I know youre commitin benefit fraud]
No fuckin bufflin Im from Duffryn [So if you dont give me the cut]
Im from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin [Im gunna fuckin knock you out alright?]
No fuckin bufflin Im from Duffryn

I caught you sellin fags an now your face is a mess
Cause I know you never got em off the DVS
Ruin the streets, were sharper than scissors
Cleanin the streets and takin no prisoners
Were Duffryn Vigilante Squad Members
Fuckin Up old Faggots and Benders
Makin em think about what theyre doin
Its not natural so theyll get a Shoein.
Sandpiper Way an Kingfisher Drive
Dont leave the house without a knife
Watchout Joyriders we got a stinger
Youll get assraped if you fucks a minger
I dont give a fuck if you stealin pensions
Workin on the fiddle doin extensions
I wants my cut I make no exceptions
If its in Duffryn you better mentionit, to me.. Cause I wanna know

Im from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin [I knows your mothers got a part time job]
No fuckin bufflin Im from Duffryn [Down the doctors surgery]
Im from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin [So fuckin swipe me a pad of prescription forms]
No fuckin bufflin Im from Duffryn [You clit]

Chilled in a Portacabin in Tradegar Park
At nightfall, we comes out cause its dark
We gets tooled up with a gun an a crossbow
Make intimidation heavy like in Moscow
Or some other place behind the iron curtain
If you sells drugs you knows your certain
Youll get chained up, tortured with electrodes
Pledge your nipples, an both big toes

Im from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin
No fuckin bufflin Im from Duffryn
Im from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin
No fuckin bufflin Im from Duffryn