Fuck Off Noddy Lyrics by Ian Dury And The Blockheads

Fuck Off Noddy

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
And what are you up to?? said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell

Singing: fuck off Noddy, you stupid prat?
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat?

Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffets been sick as a dog

Singing: fuck off Noddy, you little prick?
Fuck off Noddy, you get on my wick?

Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezys flaked out, he cant see the point
Fuck this for a lark? said Sweet Jack of Hearts
Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts??

Singing: fuck off Noddy you bloodless berk?
Fuck off Noddy, youre just a jerk?

Fuck off Noddy, you smelly turd
Fuck off Noddy youre so absurd
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat
Fuck off Noddy you little wimp
Fuck off Noddy youre a piss brained shrimp
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat