Fuck Her Gently Lyrics by Jack Black

Fuck Her Gently

This is a song for the ladiesBut fellas listen close.You don't always have to fuck her hardIn fact sometimes that's not right to doSometimes you gotta make some loveAnd fuckin give her some smooches too.Sometimes you got to squeeze,Sometime you got to say pleaseSometimes you got to say hey,I'm gonna fuck you softly,I'm gonna screw you gently,I'm gonna hump you sweetly,I'm ball you discreetly.Then you say hey I bought you flowersThen you say wait a minute SallyI think I got something in my teethCould you get it out for me?That's what i call TEAMWORK.What's your favorite position?That's cool with meIt's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.What your favorite dish?I'm not gonna cook it butI'll order it from Zanzibar.Then I'm gonna love you completely,Then I fuckin fuck you discreetly.Then I fuckin bone you completelyBut then I'm gonna fuck you hard.Hard