I Want To Fuck You Lyrics by Jack Black

I Want To Fuck You

This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closley...
You dont always have to fuck her hard,
Infact sometimes thats not right to do.
Some times you got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Some times you got to squeeze!
Sometimes you got to say please!
Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gunna fuck you...softly.
I'm gunna screw you gently.
I'm gunna hump you sweetly.
I'm gunna ball you descreetly!
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally,
I think I got somethin in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?
Thats fuckin team work!
Whats your favorite posish?
Thats cool with me,
It's not my favorite,
But I'll do it for you.
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it,
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gunna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin fuck you descreetly,
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely,
But then I'm gunna fuuuuck youuu harrrdd...harrddd-
haaaaard!