My Cat (Meow Mix) Lyrics by Jack Off Jill

My Cat (Meow Mix)

My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat!
When I see him walking, makes no sense to me,
My cat is everywhere, he can waterski
My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar
He may not be an actor, but he's a Pussy Superstar!
My cat
Cool cat
My cat is everywhere, sees what he can see
He may not be an actor, we watch him on TV
My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar
He may not be an actor, but he's a Pussy Superstar!
My cat isn't crazy, he's everything to me
My cat reads the bible and he thinks he's so funny
He isn't very good, he isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso but he is a work of... art
I'd fuck him if I could
My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat!
When I see him walking, makes no sense to me,
My cat is everywhere, he can waterski
My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar
He may not be an actor, but he's a Pussy Superstar!
My cat isn't crazy, he's everything to me
My cat reads the bible and he thinks he's so funny
He isn't very good, he isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso but he is a work of... art
My cat is handsome, he can play the guitar
He can sometimes even fix the blender
He can eat a whole watermelon
My cat! My cat!