The Funny Song (Oh Dear Daddy) Lyrics by Madonna
All Madonna Lyricsperformed by : Madonna
language : english
added on : March 22, 2009
modified on : September 15, 2009
The Funny Song (Oh Dear Daddy)
I went down to the local barTo buy my daddy a big cigar
When I got home he was dead
Somebody shot him in the head
Oh dear daddy
You're not gonna see me grieve
'Cause you brought out the worst in me
[Spoken:]
Yep! It's all true.
It's true. It makes me cry.
When the funeral was through
I had myself a barbecue
Daddy's bones they sure taste good
I couldn't have stopped; if only I could
Oh dear daddy
You're not gonna see me sad
'Cause everything you did was bad