Crazy Ex Grilfriend Lyrics by Miranda Lambert

Crazy Ex Grilfriend

It took me 5 bars saw 30 license plates
I saw her mustang
And my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool
So I walked right in bare handed
She was on his arm while he was playing pool
Just like I used to do
She kissed him while I got a beer
She didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex girlfriend
I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk
She came across kinda cheap to me
but hey how's that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl
To step up to the plate
I wanna Pitch
Little Hussy
Well them pretty girls can play their game
but their damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
Well I started throwing things
and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
I didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
Because baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail
And I'm mad as hell
Well them pretty girls they're all the same
but there damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend