Rap Track Lyrics by Relient K

Rap Track

PEPPERONI!!!
And it was all just a dream[echoed]
bla, bla, rap song
HOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm like a fuseneck with I keep getting restless
Eatin' 20 pounds of 'pasgetti for breakfast
Still showin' up on your 10 Best Dressed list
I told you my name was MC Defensless
Duct tape wrapped around my feet
Held hostage before the big track meet
14 feet from 18th Street
I know for a fact that you think I'm mean
[switches rapper]When you stick around like fly on the wall
With Surround Sound you find that you hear it all
When it all comes through I heard you say "Sup dude?"
[I never thought money really mattered to you]
And all the King's horses and all the King's men
Took all the King's credit and started to spend
It all on the worth
It's a tragedy when
[Your livin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air]
[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE WORST FREESTYLE RAPPER EVER!!!]
Ummm....Uhhhh...Gimme a second....
Uhhhh....SHOOT....Ummmmmm....
Uhhhh....Right...Here we go...
If apples are green and carrots are orange
And then you go and then you g-
What?...What the-?...What rhymes with orange?
Awww geez I really am bad
Ummmm...Just-Just gimme a second
[NO MAN YOU"RE DONE!]
WHOSE that wearin' those silly shoes?
WE are wearin' those silly shoes!
HA!
Well I really HATE those silly shoes!
Well we really LIKE those silly shoes!
[HOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!]
PLEASE STOP WEARIN' THOSE SILLY SHOES!
WE WON'T STOP WEARIN' THOSE SILLY SHOES!
[They're just SHOES man!]
Well I've learned to RESPECT your silly shoes!
THE RESPECT FOR YOU IS SOMETHIN' WE WON'T LOSE!
Can I try on a pair of your silly shoes?
Man quit talkin' about those silly shoes!
You say I'm boring but I say HARDLY!
WELL LET'S GET TOGETHER AND HAVE A PIZZA PARTY!!!!
PEPPERONI!
And it was all just a dream
Forever
[whispered]........snakesssss......