Nuttin' For Christmas Lyrics by Smash Mouth

Nuttin' For Christmas

From "Another Rosie Christmas" album
Thanks to Julie James for submitting the lyrics

[Steve and Rosie Talking]
Steve: Yo Rosie, what time is it?
Rosie: I do not know.
Steve: It's Christmas time girl!
'Music starting'
Rosie: Why don't you go shopping,
you only need the two chestnuts [or something like that]
'Cause I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I broke my back on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on m
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilt ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me
[chorus]
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Suzy's hair
Somebody snitched on me
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me
Chorus [2X]
We ain't gettin' nuttin for christmas
So you better be good the whole year through
'Cause if your not, I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for christmas
[Steve and Rosie talking again]
Rosie: Nothing!
Steve: In a weird crying type voice saying: I love you Rosie
Rosie: Come over here you big Santa! [then Rosie growls]