Special Olympics Lyrics by Stephen Lynch

Special Olympics

watch them run, watch them fall, watch them try 2 catch a ball...........olympics, at the special olmypics.
watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall into the pool- thats diving-at them special olympics.
and i know, full well, that i will buuurn in hell-but those guyz playin wheel chair basketball has got 2 b one of the funniest freakin things i have ever seen in mai life................at the special olympics.

VERSE 2 [he actually sais that]

kid with downs wins the race, even though he stood in place, olympics....at the special olympics. 'round his neck, gold medals hung, resting on his giant tounge-olympics, at the special olympics.
but i kid when i sing, cuz these games r a beautiful thing- ok i am really just avoiding karma, cuz i know mai kids will b born crippled and blind and until i am retired i will have 2 spend all of mai time......................
at the special olympics..............."i feel, i feel so guilty about this.", "and as u should!"