The Audience Is Listening Lyrics by Steve Vai

The Audience Is Listening

Now stevie, now dont be nervous, honey, o.k.? Im gonna go in & im
Gonna introduce you & then youre gonna come in with your guitar & youre
Gonna play that nice, nice music you were telling me about; & while youre
Doing that, Ill be sitting in the back of the.well have such a good time,
So dont you be nervous, honey. it will relaw everybody, & well be so happy.
Im gonna go n now. Ill introduce you, o.k.? heads up! now you kids you,
All of you, calm down. thats good, o.k. everyone in your own seat, thats
Good. o.k., now, little stevie vai is going to play a composition on the
Guitar.he wrote it all by himself. o.k., stevie, bring your three friends
Up, they can play with you.that seve vai, what a nice little boy.{i wrote
This song for all my friends. when I grow up, Im gonna be a famous rock
n roll guitar player. love it. eh, he, he, go ahead. {and this is my
Whammy bar. and its gonna be loud. dont you think thats a bit loud?
Boys!!! its getting too loud! youre getting out of control, boys. stevie,
Now calm down class, calm down. mr. vai, youve got to turn it down...
{what did you say, you want me to turn it down? you mean down like this...
[boys, what happened to that nice music? ] that sounds like noise mr. vai.
And I want it stopped! youve all got detention. {uh, oh, here comes
Trouble.ayy. vai, are you outta your mind? you, guys, ya dont back off.
Ya must be crazy! Im gonna flip-out. Im tellin you.if this is my
Final flip-out, you guys are gonna go with me. {ah, shut up. will you
Two stop dancing like that. frankie, leave that girl alone! were not
Gonna have another incident like mildred.come here to me me, vai, dont
You hear me? come here you little snit. wait till I get my hands...
Dont you run away. ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay vai. knock it off!get
Off my desk! {hey andrea, check this out.oh, stevie, you promised me
Youd play nice music; people out of control, dancin on the desks. playin
With the girls. that awful noise just make people go wild. you gotta turn
That music down, stevie, please. {im fearless in my heart. they will
Always see that in my eyes. I am the passion; I am the warfare. I will never
Stop...always constant, accurate, and intense. mark my words, youll never
Amount to anything, steve vai.youll see, youll be a bum, in the streets.
A bum, thats it, a bum. I thought you were such a nice little boy. ya
Know what? ya mean, ya got a mean, nasty, vicious streak. why dont you
Just quit school? move to california with all those other bums. go, thats
Where you belong, with all those crazies out in california. maybe youll be
Famous; {thank you very much. ha!thats the funniest thing Ive ever
Heard. {thank you very much. you-famous? with that noise? ha! ill
See ya in jail; {thank you very much. give me a break stevie, stop it.
Youll see, mark my words.