F*ck Her Gently Lyrics by Tenacious D

F*ck Her Gently

This is a song, for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to f*ck her hard, infact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and f*cking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'

Am gonna f*ck you..Softly
Am gonna screw you gently
Am gonna hump you..sweetly
Am gonna bawl you Discreetly

And then you say 'hey a bunch of flowers'
And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
Thats f*cking teamwork

Whats your favourite posish?
Thats cool with me its not my favourite but I'll do it for you
Whats your you favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f*cking f*ck you discreetly
And then I'll f*cking bawl you completely
but then.. am gonna f*ck you hard.