No Hooch Lyrics by Tlc

No Hooch

[tlc parody of the song "no scrubs"]
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A hooch is a girl that thinks shes all that
And also known as a hoochie
Trynna get money from all these guys
Cuz she gots a big bootie so [no]

Im not captain saber hoe
Im not giving you none of my dough
Dont wanna give you nothin [no]
So girl dont waste my time

[chorus]
I dont want no hooch
A hoochie get knocked in the head with
The boot from me
Hanging at the backstage at every concert
Givin up the punanie for free
I dont want no hooch
A hoochie get knocked in the head with
The boot from me
Hangin at the backstage at every concert
Givin up the punnanie for free

Said a hoochie shows her ass
And she has no class
And plus shes dirty and stinky
She got weaves in her hair with no underwear
And got stains like monica lewinsky
So [no]

Im not captain saber hoe
Im not giving you none of my dough
Dont wanna give you nothin [no]
So girl dont waste my time

Chorus

If you have fake nails and contact lenses
Oh yes son Im talking to you
If you buy your clothes at duran square
Oh yes son Im talking to you
If you have five kids with three different dads
Oh yes son Im talking to you
I say you get happy from my money oh no
I dont want no

Hooooochies
Hooooochies
Hooooochies
Hooooochies

Chorus