I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again Lyrics by Toby Keith

I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Well, I've tried it my friend
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Chorus: I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus on the Honeysuckle Road
The party was Vegas it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
With one parting puff Grim Creeper set in

Chorus

Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes
I know one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke
No I do not partake I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

Chorus

In a fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again