Ass Wipe (Parody Of Hashpipe) Lyrics by Weezer

Ass Wipe (Parody Of Hashpipe)

Uhhhhh!
I can't help my butt-itch I go out of my mind
This TP 'bout to get me cause it wipes my behind
I can't wipe my business if i cant get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

Whoa, come on and wipe me
Whoa, come on and wipe me
[Whoa] come on and wipe me
[Whoa] you got your problems
[Whoa] I got my ass wipe
[Whoa] You got your big cheese
I got my ass wipe

Uhhh!
I can't help my hemorrhoids, they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The pretty scented kind is a favorite treat
For men that don't bother with a taste of a teat

Whoa, come on and wipe me
Whoa, come on and wipe me
[Whoa] come on and wipe me
[Whoa] you got your problems
[Whoa] I got my ass wipe
[Whoa] You got your big cheese
I got my ass wipe
[Ooh] I got my ass wipe

Uhhh!
Whoa, come on and wipe me
Whoa, come on and wipe me
[Whoa] come on and wipe me
[Whoa] you got your problems
[Whoa] I got my ass wipe
[Whoa] you got your big cheese
I got my ass wipe
[Ooh] I got my ass wipe
I got my ass wipe
I got my ass wipe