I'm Happy I Live In A Split-level Head Lyrics by Xiv Napoleon

I'm Happy I Live In A Split-level Head

Ive lived in apartments, Ive lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you wont have me dead
Cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

I do what I want to; no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me I climb little stairs
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
Cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

The stair climbing's nothing, I couldnt care less
I dont rush for busses and trains are a mess
Theres no one to care for, I dont make a bed
Cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

I like how Im living, Im nobodys slave
My heads above water, so dont make a wave
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
Cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

So why should I move when the neighborhoods right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living, whats more, like I said
cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what's new
You sure couldnt have them and live like I do
You think I have problems, but you do instead
Cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
Theyre my alter-egos and to them Im wed
Cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

Theres no civil status in my neighborhood
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
I dont take the lead but I like to be led
Cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

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Ive lived in apartments, Ive lived in a home
[so why should I move when the neighborhood's right?]
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
[No Taxes to pay and no landlord to fight]
But now in these places you wont have me dead
[Now I call this living, whats more, like I said]
Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together

I do what I want to; no worries, no care
[now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what's new]
If anyone bugs me I climb little stairs
[you sure couldn't have them and live like I do]
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
[You think I have problems, but you do instead]
Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together

The stair climbing's nothing, I couldnt care less
[I live with two people, I like both of them]
I dont rush for busses and trains are a mess
[he likes both of me, and I like both of him]
Theres no one to care for, I dont make a bed
[They're my alter-egos and to them I'm wed]
Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together

I like how Im living, Im nobodys slave
[There's no civil status in my neighborhood]
My heads above water, so dont make a wave
[And it's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good]
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
[I don't take the lead, but I like to be led]
Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together

So why should I move when the neighborhoods right?
[I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home]
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
[I travelled in trailers when I used to roam]
Now I call this living, whats more, like I said
[But now in these places you won't catch me dead]
Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what's new
[I do what I want to; no worries, no cares]
You sure couldnt have them and live like I do
[If anyone bugs me, I climb little stairs]
You think I have problems, but you do instead
[Way up to a level where I feel no threat]
Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together

I live with two people, I like both of them
[The stair climbing's nothing, I couldn't care less]
He likes both of me and I like both of him
[I don't rush for buses and trains are a mess]
Theyre my alter-egos and to them Im wed
[There's no one to care for, I don't make a bed]
Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together

Theres no civil status in my neighborhood
[I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave]
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
[My head's above water, so don't make a wave]
I dont take the lead but I like to be led
[There's no door to lock, and no dog to be fed]
Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together

[What'd he say?]
What'd he say?
[Do you know what he said?]
I don't know what he said!
[No, I don't know what he said!]