Headline News Lyrics by Yankovic Weird Al

All Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics

Sinopsys
 lyrics title      : Headline News
 performed by : Yankovic Weird Al
 language       : scots
 added on       : March 22, 2009
 modified on   : September 15, 2009

Headline News

Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
Music by Crash Test Dummies

Once there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore
And brought along his spraypaint
And when he finally came back
He... had... cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so... hard...

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be
A figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She... saw... some other girl who was better
So she hired some guy
To club her in the knee... cap....

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

They got paid for their sound-bites
And sold their TV movie rights

And then there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night
That she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He... found... that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain, it had always just
Been... there....

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm


Anil [Bob] Kapur


"The answers to life's problems

Yankovic Weird Al

Yankovic Weird Al lyrics: [Yankovic Weird Al]

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  • The Checks In The Mail [[polka medley of various songs by various ...]
  • Poodle [They tell us that we lost our tails, Evolving ...]

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