Windows 95 Sucks Lyrics by Yankovic Weird Al

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 lyrics title      : Windows 95 Sucks
 performed by : Yankovic Weird Al
 language       : english
 added on       : March 22, 2009
 modified on   : September 15, 2009

Windows 95 Sucks

Original lyrics from : Rolling Stones, "Start me up"

Well, I bought up.
Brought windows home,
and d'cided to boot it up.

But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough...
I'd be runnin' out.
I need some extra RAM to fix me up...

I have to cough it up...
Open my wallet up.
It never stops. [4x]

It's Windows 95!
It suckin' up my Drive.
It' makes a pretty all fine.
But my PC... is obsolete.
I'll have to buy myself a brandnew machine...

Bring it up...
Stick me up.
You suck me in, and then you got me hooked.
You got me..., you got me.

There's so much stuff to buy
I need a new harddrive
It's gonna suck me dry.
My CPU says, 'don't have the speed',
it takes an hour just to bring up the screen
nanana,

Oh no.
I making software buys,
Wow!
It's making Bill Gated come.
Yoyo.
You make a rich man come.

Yankovic Weird Al

Yankovic Weird Al lyrics: [Yankovic Weird Al] - lyrics in english [english]

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