Little Rubber Girl Lyrics by Zappa Frank

Little Rubber Girl

Frank Zappa [vocals]
Denny Walley [vocals]
Tommy Mars [keyboards]
Peter Wolf [keyboards]
Ed Mann [percussion]
Patrick O'Hearn [bass, vocals]
Arthur Barrow [bass]
Vinnie Colaiuta [drums]

Thank you, okay, sit down.
Some more raw unbridled perfurnery for you
and yours during this festive holiday season.

A year ago today was when you went away
But now you come back knocking on my door
And you say you're back to stay, but I say


I don't need you [I don't need you]

I don't want you [I don't want you]

I don't need you [Oh you treat me so bad baby]

I don't love you [Oh you treat me like a piece of shit]

I don't need you [Oh you know that's not it]

I don't want you

I can't use you [gotta get a little rubber girl]

Need a rubber girl [rubber girl]

Send me up a little rubber girl [y'know I can put it in the back]

I got a rubber girl [got one with a 69 dollar battery pack]

Here comes my rubber girl [my little rubber girl]

A little rubber girl [she loves to do anything I want]

Little rubber girl [my little rubber girl]

My little rubber girl [I pull the string and she can do anything]

I know she loves me [I can put it in the back]

I know she loves me [I can put it in the front crack]

I know she loves me [I can push her tonsils down her throat]

I know she loves me [and make that bitch scream like a goat]

I never have no trouble with my rubber girl [I like to bend her over and ram it all the way in]

I never have no trouble with my rubber girl [and then go back and do it again]

I never have no trouble with my litle rubber girl [y'know you treated me like shit]

I never have no trouble with my little rubber girl [Ahh, that's why I never find me a lady]

I love my little rubber girl [little rubber girl]

I never have no trouble with my little rubber girl [she's a lonely girl]

I never have no trouble with my rubber girl [I just pull the string and she pumps up fast]

And she dances great! [She likes to put it in the back, I gotta girl]

Little rubber girl [You know I fuck you every day]

Run-nnn-nn-nnn [and you treat me like shit]

Run-nnn-nn-nnn [fuck you bitch I'm gonna rape]

Run-nnn-nn-nnn [my little rubber girl]

Run-nnn-nn-nnn [Little rubber girl]

Little rubber girl [oh my little rubber girl]

Little rubber girl [oh my little rubber girl]

Little rubber girl [hey my little rubber girl]

[Is this the right time to put you in heaven baby]

You know, me and my rubber girl
We get along really swell, we never argue.
Three holes, no waiting